If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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