I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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