I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
