what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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