Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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