i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize
