Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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