I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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