I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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