Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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