I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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