We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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