You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I wish i was in the wii world.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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