lets start a swedish sibling band together
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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