guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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