Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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