Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Randomize
