Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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