In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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