What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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