Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Sorry my hands just texted you
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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