Me too!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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