How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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