butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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