okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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