I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Don't EVER smell your tampon
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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