We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Randomize
