I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
