I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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