one might say we're banned from that church
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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