I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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