Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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