? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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