Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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