Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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