can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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