Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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