at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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