...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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