her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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