Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
