you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
40s are totally the cure
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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