new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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