I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Blood and glitter go together right?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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