Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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