It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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