My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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