sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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