so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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