it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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